Centuries ago, when villagers celebrated a birthday, magicians learned a spell that transformed well-wishes and happy thoughts into a magical candle-carrying gremlin called a Tooyu. If captured, the Tooyu would grant a wish to whomever doused its flame.
As years passed, Tooyu appearances became more rare, but people remembered the creature by baking a sweet cake treat to honor its power. It is hoped when you sing “Happy Birthday,” a Tooyu might make its return.
Do you want the power to unlock the ULTRA RARE Tooyu gremlins? Take the Tooyu Magician's Oath and gain the power that others only dream of:
I, _____________________________, do solemnly swear to honor the legend of the Tooyu by spreading the story of this powerful gremlin among as many folk as I can.
To achieve this lofty goal, I will use the tools of modern
magic, such as the input/output programmable machine, the
portable typographone and the harmonic telegraph device
I will conjure my Tooyu magic in times of great joy — thus granting wishes to those who thought that Tooyu gremlins no longer existed.
In return, I will be given the ability to unleash the most rare of all the Tooyu. A skill reserved for ONLY the most POWERFUL Tooyu Magicians.
Join the Super Secret League of Tooyu Magicians today! It's easy! Just make sure you've subscribed to the Desktop Gremlins newsletter below (if you haven't done so already) and then send me an ELECTRIC TELEGRAM with the subject line: "I want to be a Tooyu Magician!"
Before the moon rises 3 times, in a response to your electric telegram, you'll receive your Tooyu Magician membership documents along with the power to unleash five of the most rare Tooyu the world has never seen!